Mr Garrison D'Movie (Fake Movie Collab)

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Mr Garrison D'Movie is a Live-Action, Stop-Motion, CGI, 2D-Traditonal Animated film from the year of 2097, and is rated R for intense violence including some distributing images, persuasive language, and drug use. It stars Mr. Garrison from South Park, and it features characters from Kill La Kill, and other stuff.

Plot
When Mr. Garrison gets his big penis biten off from a shark when he goes surfing, he loses his manhood and needs a penis. So he goes to the doctor but unfortunately they won't give him a penis unless he becomes a woman then weeks later decides to be a man again so he desperately looks for someone to give him a penis but sadly everyone who does has only a 13 inch or smaller penis when he had a 12 inch penis and wants a penis that's 14 inches or bigger so he could have more manlinesshood than before

Why It Sucks

 * 1) As usual, this movie was not screened in advance for critics.
 * 2) The whole plot of the movie is a rip-off of the Season 16 episode of Family Guy, "The Unkindest Cut", while also rehashing bits of "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" again. It also rehashes plot elements from South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
 * 3) * The Poster & Title also rip-off Mrs Browns Boys D'Movie.
 * 4) Many of the new characters, like Ryuko Matoi, Mako Mankanshoku, or Postman Pat, add nothing to the movie at all, apart from filler scenes. The only new character that does add to the plot is Timmy Grace/The Master, who helps Mr. Garrison and feels like the deuteragonist.
 * 5) False Advertising: On one of the posters, Sterling Musk is shown devouring New York City. However, in the film, he’s seen in South Park. What’s worse is that there’s absolutely zero scenes in the film that take place in New York, and the poster shows that Sterling is a giant that is can be capable of destroying a city in just one hit, when in the film he actually isn’t a giant.
 * 6) Like Mr Garrison's Romance Novel in the Season 4 episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", the word "penis", is used 6,083 times in the movie, which is just annoying. And what’s worse is that they keep overusing the word ‘fuck’, which is heard 4,175 times in the movie, and it also gets annoying really quick.
 * 7) The plot about Mr Hat dating Roger Smith from American Dad!, to get back at Mr Garrison, goes nowhere, and Mr Hat heads back to Garrison anyway.
 * 8) There is a scene of Mr Garrison watching a scene from UK and USA: The Movie, which lasts for 20 minutes.
 * 9) There is so much scenes that are just, rude, crude, and uncomfortable in this movie:
 * 10) * They use the original version of the scene from "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", which is five minutes of the real-life sex reassignment surgery footage, but extended to 10 minutes for no reason.
 * 11) * A scene that is a rip-off of the American Dad! Season 13 Episode "Kloger", where Mr Hat & Roger make-out and "dry hump".
 * 12) * Another example is Jerry Megan/The Postman (Bobby Cannavale’s character), who always keeps saying “Fuck you!” at everybody at South Park just because they won’t take his mail.
 * 13) * Not only are there swear words in the dialogue, there are also too much pop culture references in the film, all because Derek Savage said in an interview with Trey and Matt that he thought adults loved pop culture references and toilet humour, so he instead used several pop culture references and gross out humour in the film, such as Jerry Megan/The Postman doing the floss dance in one scene while mentioning The Gallows and Kayao Miyazaki from The Grudge, Timmy Grace/The Master mentions Star Trek in the scene where he and Mr. Mackey meet, Sterling Musk yells “Here’s Johnny!” from The Shining, Satan yells “Bring out your dead!” from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail, Brody Foxx mentions The Ring during the chase scene, Mr. Garrison mentions The Walking Dead and Douche from Sausage Party, Ryuko mentions Zero Dark Thirty and The Black Phone, Mako mentions The Purge, Jesus mentions Call of Duty during the scene where he tries to kill Justin Bieber, and in the scene where Eric and Kyle escape the collapsing skyscraper, Kyle mentions Terminator and Morpheus from The Matrix. The worst example is when Eric and Kyle are chased by Brody Foxx, Eric yells “Hey, Kyle! We’re gonna lose the race to Thomas the Tank Engine!”, although Thomas has nothing to do with South Park.
 * 14) The twist villain of Brody Foxx wanting to get back at Garrison, for failing to win the election, and letting Joe Biden be the President, and ban all "Yo & Joe Mama" Jokes, is very stupid, while the actual main antagonist throughout the entire film, Sterling Musk (William Shatner’s character), who happens to be the fictionalized brother of Elon Musk, was pretty annoying and unlikeable. Instead of being a serious and entertaining villain, Sterling just happens to have the “twist-villain” cliche.
 * 15) Shameless product placement for Forever 21, IKEA, Subway, McDonald’s, Tiktok, Instagram, H&M, Facebook, PlayStation, American Dad!, Maybach, Family Guy, Sony, Ray-Ban, Under Armour, Nike, Toyota, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Fanta, Sprite, Starbucks, Dunkin’ Donuts, Adidas, Mercedes-Benz, YouTube,  Gucci, Virgin Mobile, Verizon, T.G.I Friday’s, KFC, Zara, Old Navy, Sephora, Lamborghini, Google, Yahoo!, Quicksilver, Puma, and M&M’s.
 * 16) Just like UK & USA: The Movie, this film is WAY TOO LONG! It was so, so long to the point where it had to be on 150 separate DVDs on 50 DVD Covers!
 * 17) There are also some boring scenes, such as Billie Eilish telling Mr. Mackey about buying some M&M’s, which goes on for like 3 minutes. And speaking of Billie Eilish, she and other celebrities make out of the place cameos. Another boring scene is when Jesus tells Dane Cook to go with Him to Heaven, but Dane refuses to obey God, and that eventually led Jesus to kill Dane with clouds that burn and incinerate him. Yes, this is not a joke.
 * 18) Bad Ending: Mr Garrison becomes a guy again, stops Brody, and he and the other characters, dances to Sammi Cheung's "Mei Fei Se Wu".
 * 19) Anna Faris’s character only got 1 minute of screen time and her character felt like one of the aforementioned cameos.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Mr Garrison is still himself at least.
 * 2) Ryuko, Mako, and Timmy Grace/The Master (Michael Cera’s character) are at the most likeable characters in the whole movie.
 * 3) The scene parodying "Everyone Is Here" from Smash Bros and the "It's literally everyone!" scene from Family, by having most of the South Park Characters appear as Garrison lists everyone who has been to/lived/knows in South Park to Ryuko, even having a nice tribute to Chef as a "Show Ghost".
 * 4) Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Michael Cera do offer great performances.

Trivia

 * 1) Matt Stone & Trey Parker hated the movie, and stated that Derek Savage (Co-Director of the movie) rushed most of it.
 * 2) This movie was the first R-rated movie to gross over $400 trillion, and was also the highest grossing R-rated film ever made.
 * 3) This was also the R-rated movie with the most product placement in it: 40. This was also the movie with the most  celebrity cameos: 5,000.